Maybe the smartest 5 year old on the planet...

Post date: Feb 3, 2015 10:51:33 PM

May 28, 2006

I was in the kitchen making breakfast and cleaning up a bit and I found this yellow-brain-looking-plastic-toy on the counter. I had no idea what it was or where it came from so... knowing it was at least a toy I called in Cole to help me out. Here's how the conversation went:


Cole: What?

Dad: Come here...

Cole: (walks into kitchen)

Dad: What is this?

Cole: It's a zoophyte.

Dad: Huh? (dumb look on face)

Cole: A zoophyte... a Sea Sponge...

Dad: Wha? (dumb/surprized look on face)

Cole: You know... Spongebob?

Dad: (Now he's speaking on my level)Right, right. Well, where'd it come from? (meaning... did it come from your room? Your brothers room? The toybox? etc...)

Cole: From the Silurian Period. (Duh...)

Dad: (dumb/surprized/shocked look on face) Oh. Okay... Thanks buddy...

We are accepting donations now for his college fund...