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posted Feb 3, 2015, 9:39 AM by Matt Brumley   [ updated Feb 3, 2015, 9:39 AM ]
20 February 2004

"Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscripti catapultas habebunt."
("When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults.")

"Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam"
(I have a catapult. Give me all your money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.)

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